The One with the Stoned Bus Driver

I get to the ticket office of a bus station near Chefchaouen. The man behind the desk pays no more attention to me than to the big joint he was rolling right there.

"Come, friend, smoke with us! Then I'll bring you to your bus"

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So a little while later, he brings me to a big luxurious coach and sits at the wheel. "By the way, I'm the one driving!"

As if it wasn't hilarious enough already, 5 minutes after departing, he asks me: "Wanna drive?"